posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

(Source: mirapendejo)

pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:

castiel-is-a-assbutt:

Zis if from mein spring collection